In one of my explorations in the desert near Tucson, I unexpectedly came across a little spring in a low place among the rocks. Surrounded by a variety of vegetation, it was surprisingly cool.
As I looked around in surprise, I stumbled over something that looked almost like a little dwelling, and as I caught my balance I thought I saw a very slight movement on the ground next to my feet.
Putting on my glasses, I squatted down and peered intently at a very tiny snail holding what looked like rolled-up building plans.
"Uh, how do you do," I said, "Please
excuse me. I'm a tourist and ...."
The poor
creature almost had a heart attack when I spoke to him! "Terrorist! Run, Agnes!" he
cried in a thin little voice.
"No, no," I explained hurriedly. "I said I am a TOURIST, not a terrorist, and I mean you no harm whatsoever. My name is Wanna, and I like to get out and explore the countryside whenever we travel. We're just in Tucson for a few days, although we plan to come back in the fall." I looked around carefully to see where I had stepped. "I
hope I haven't harmed anything."
Reassured,
the snail became quite sociable. "No, no harm done, Miz Wanna," he said. "The
name is Podd, Gastro Podd."
"Pleased to meet you." I squinted as I gazed down at him. (This was one tiny snail!) "Uh, Mr. Podd, would you mind if I get out my mag-eye glasses?" I asked. "My
hobby is miniatures and I always carry my tools along
in my totebag. They would allow me to see you much more
clearly."
"No
problem. Just don't let a ray of sunlight focus too much
on us, is all I ask."
"Thank you," I
responded. With my mag-eye glasses I could see a bit
more clearly. He appeared to be waving a newspaper at
me.
"I don't mean to be rude," he said, "but frankly we don't have much confidence in Human Beings these days. Just listen to this headline," he cried. "SALT
SPILL THREATENS COMMUNITY!"

"Oh, no, I had nothing to do with that," I said. "Look," I added, spilling the contents of my totebag onto the ground, then holding up both hands. "See? No sign of salt anywhere. Why, I was just wandering around and I'm not even sure how I got here," I added, looking around in confusion. "Where
the heck are we, anyway?"
"That's just as well, then," Gastro said. "The
less your kind know about where we live, the better.
Don't take this personally, but when you leave I will
lead you blindfolded back to your car. You realize that
as a Human Being, you risk our very survival if you ever
let people know exactly where we are located."
Gastro and his family ARE somewhat special, it turns out. He explained that they are desert snails and rather unique because evidently they are the only creature capable of eating all plant species of the area in which they live. They are particularly fond of Mesembs, members of the Aizoaceae Family, which include some of the most interesting and collectable succulents in cultivation.
The Podd Family story is a remarkable one of survival and adaptation in the inhospitable desert, having survived through the millenia in thousands of small springs, seeps and wetlands that were the sole source of moisture for miles around.
At this point, Mrs.
Podd approached shyly. Gastro Podd said. "Agnes,
this is Miz Wanna. Only a lost tourist; nothing to worry
about."
"So nice to meet you, Mrs. Podd," I said. "I'll
be honest; I've never met any snails personally before
and I'm rather ..... Uh, that's a pretty apron you're
wearing. I didn't realize that ...."
"That snails wore aprons?" she completed my sentence. "A
common misconception among Human Beings. However, we
are not the common garden variety of snail, you know."
"My Aunt Molly did considerable research on the family. Agnes and my aunt really care about that sort of thing," Gastro
Podd commented.
"Well, we are proud of our lineage," Mrs. Podd said. " We come from a long line of Podds that can be traced back millions of years. Poor Aunt Molly; all that work and then she drops out of sight. And WE'RE not ready to disappear now because of someone blabbing about us to other Human Beings," she
said pointedly.
"My lips are sealed, Mrs. Podd," I said quickly. "You
have my word on that until you tell me I can do otherwise.
Why, I had no idea that Podds were anywhere around here."
"What big eyes you have," she said. "They
really shine quite alarmingly."
"Oh, these are just giant magnifying glasses," I reassured her. "See?" I
smiled as I took the glasses off, then put them back
on..
"Hmm, well, I don't think I'd wear those out in public if I were you," she
said.
"Oh,
I don't, usually; just for workshops and close-up work
at home. Although I am happy that I had them with me
today. Otherwise, I might've missed you and your little
home completely. Who could have imagined what I would
stumble over when I left my car and started exploring?"
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Miz Wanna, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy," Gastro
said, winking.
"True," I agreed, trying to remember where I had heard those words before. "Tell me," I said, peering more closely at the strange little something I had nearly crushed underfoot. "Is
that a house? I always believed that snails carried their
houses around with them."
"Well,
we do; our shells allow us out in a world that is quite
hostile for any soft-bodied creature. But we are an upwardly
mobile family of snails, and this larger family dwelling
will be where we can have family reunions and let our
shells down, so to speak, and be comfortable without
worrying about being vulnerable. "
He looked
around as if to see if anyone was in earshot. "I'll let you in on a secret," he confided. "Not many people know this, but we are members of a local nudist group. We're in a secluded area here, and quite off the beaten path." He looked at me with a smile. "Except
for lost tourists like you."
"Oh,
so you mean you leave your shells and ...."
"Whenever
we are of a mind to, yes."
"Wow, I never would've guessed," I
said, shaking my head in amazement.
"We're still residing in our individual mobile homes while waiting for the contractors to finish our family residence," Gastro Podd informed me. "An
interminable process. Those desert elves have their own
ideas about what is appropriate, and I've had to fight
them every step of the way. They just dawdle along and
keep wanting to leave out things."
"I guess they work at a snail's pace," I
joked. He just looked at me.
At this
point I hurried on. "I admire the structure of your
new home. It looks quite whimsical somehow, but very
appropriate. Did you design it?"
"Oh, yes." He looked at me with a slight smile. "You
haven't been around many snails, have you? We've been
designing our homes for millions of years!"
He surveyed
their almost-completed dwelling. "The basic structure
is called a saguaro boot. That's pronounced Sah-war-oh.
You know those tall cactus with the arms, like someone
in a holdup?"
I nodded.
"Well,
woodpeckers like to peck holes in them so they can build
their nests, and when they do, a fungus starts growing
which ultimately destroys that arm of the cactus. What's
left falls to the ground and is known as a boot. They're
much in demand among the animal world. I even hear that
a species of desert fairy occupies one occasionally.
So the contractor elves tell me, anyway."
"I had no idea," I
said again, shaking my head in wonder.
"Most
cactus boots are fixer-uppers; some occupants just move
right in, as-is."

"However, we wanted something a little more substantial." He gestured toward the interior. "I'm seriously thinking of having the workers put at least a thin coat of plaster on the inside. If we use this place to come out of our shells, we don't want rough surfaces to bump against, that's for sure, although our Podd foot is able to crawl over almost anything." He looked thoughtfully at their potential dwelling. "I
think we could do that without destroying the uniqueness
of the original, don't you?"

"Oh, I'm sure," I agreed, nodding. "And
it might make it a bit lighter in there; it seems kind
of dark now."
"We could've chosen from among several designs," he
said, pulling a photo from his shell.

"This
is one plan we looked at, and it was fairly open, letting
in more light, but Agnes, Mrs. Podd, wanted a bit more
concealment. As I said earlier, Podds have to lead a
very circumspect existence. Our survival depends on that."

He gestured
toward their house. "I am a bit disappointed at this stage, however. They left off the ramps I designed. I mean, we can crawl up the walls, but we don't want to have to do that with this residence. I am continually amazed at the lack of common sense shown by this group of workers. You'd think the contractors would have noticed that omission when they reviewed the plans. IF they reviewed the plans!" He shook his antennas in disgust and pointed. "Look
at that! Stepping stones but no ramp!"

"This is a lovely setting for a home," I said. "It's
neat how you took advantage of the natural environment
without destroying it."
"Well, it was a battle, I tell you. Why, those guys wanted to just go in there and scrape it flat." He looked at me. "Frankly,
they reminded me of some Human Beings I have known. Bulldoze
it down, that seems to be their motto."

"What about this?" I
asked, pointing toward what looked like a cross between
a ramp and steps on the right side of the house, leading
to the top of the dwelling.
"Oh, that," he said proudly. "Well, the contractors did do one thing right. That is my special design; it allows access to the roof. It's made from a kind of bean pod. Clever, isn't it? A pod for a Podd." He
slapped the side of his shell in amusement.

"Is that a gazebo?" I asked. "What
in the world did you make that cute little covering from?"
"Well, some Human Beings had a picnic here once; scared us to death that they might trample our community out of existence. The only good thing they did was leave that lemon peel behind. For some reason, they had scraped away all but the husk, and it turned out to be quite interesting when it dried. Thoughtless and rude of them to leave it here, but I decided to keep it. If you walk over to the other side of that large rock, you'll see what's left of their trash. It took us FOREVER to haul it over there out of sight." He sighed. "It
will probably be there long after we're gone."
"A
lemon peel! Imagine that! You are very innovative, Mr.
Podd."
"We
have to be, Miz Wanna; our survival depends on it."
"I
don't want to appear nosy, but will you climb up there?"

"Oh,
definitely. That was always a part of my house plans.
It will be a great place to read or have a snack or just
commune with nature. You can see for quite a distance.
Naturally, we have to limit our exposure to cloudy days."
"So
you'll leave your shells and sit out in the open ...."
"Exactly."
"Wow,
that is so cool."

Mr. Podd
pointed toward the overhangs at both entrances to their
almost-finished home. "Well, I see they did follow
my plans there, too. That large fungus worked out quite
well."

"A railing is going to extend partially along the edge of the rear deck eventually," he said. "I
like that; we can sit out there without worry of falling
and enjoy the view without being exposed too much to
sunshine or rain when we aren't in our personal shells."
"Oh, I'm sure," I nodded in agreement. "One other thing, what in the world is that thing?" I
asked.

"If
I am not mistaken, Human Beings call that a Devil's Claw.
Mrs. Podd saw it on the site and insisted that the contractors
not remove it. She feels it will make an excellent clothesline,
and possibly a swing for Gastro Junior."
"Well, you didn't miss an opportunity to take advantage of the natural setting, Mr. Podd," I
said, admiringly.

"Yes," he said thoughtfully. "We
have survived all these millions of years because we
have adapted well to our environment. Just because we
want to modernize our lives a bit doesn't mean we have
abandoned those principles. Look under the front deck,
here, for example. See? That's all natural growth. The
only additions are those stepping stones for potential
visitors. Since this is a natural desert seep, it can
be quite muddy at times."
Mrs. Podd
said, "I may try growing some some small shade-tolerant
plants under there. I'm planning an algae garden around
at the side of the house where the sun hits when I find
just the right containers. One of the contractor elves
brought me a container of fish fertilizer that should
last a lifetime of algae-gardening. Maybe I'll try growing
some succulents, too. The Caracol branch of the family
always planted yerba mansa; it grows in this area, too,
but not right here now. The Podds are big believers in
medicinal plants."
At this
point she pulled an album from inside her shell. "Let
me show you something."

"Now, Agnes," Gastro began, "Let's
don't bore Miz Wanna here."
"Oh, no, no," I said. "I
am not bored at all. I would love to know more about
your family."

"Well," Mrs. Podd said companionably, "sit
down here beside me and I'll show you some of our family
history."
I looked around carefully before I eased myself to the somewhat-damp ground. It was a good thing I had my magnifying glass with me. (You know how we miniaturists are, always equipped with our tools.) With it and the mag-eyes I could just barely make out the print.

At this point a young snail came crawling from behind a nearby plant, pulling a toy on wheels.
"Miz Wanna, this is our son Gastro Junior. Junior, say Hello to our guest."
"Hi," he said in a tiny little voice, hiding behind his mother's shell. "Is
that a gas mask you're wearing? Are you a terrorist like
Dad read about in the paper?"
"Junior! Don't ask questions like that!" his mother said. "Miz
Wanna here just dropped in for a visit. She's harmless;
just out exploring. And that's not a gas mask, it's her
glasses. Now then, back to the album ...."

"This is our marriage certificate," she said, "Although I will confess Mama thought I was marrying beneath my station," she
murmured under her breath.
Young Gastro Podd Junior
was curious. "Where did I come from?" he asked
his parents.

At this point, his
father retreated behind the sports pages. "I see
the track team did well in the Ambling Competition."
"This is your father's baptismal certificate, Junior," his mother said hurriedly, frowning at her husband hiding behind his paper. "It shows that we springsnails are special. We are an example of ecological transformation, adaptation and survival spanning millions of years," she said proudly. "Among
our more distinguished ancestors were some whose fossilized
shells are even now on display in the Centennial Museum
on the campus of The University of Texas at El Paso."
"What does fossilized
mean, Mama?"
"Well, it means
he's been dead so long his shell has turned to stone."
"Wow, neat!"

"And speaking of stone," she said, pointing at a picture in the album, "Here's
a picture of a famous courtyard at a castle in England
that honors our family."
"Cool," young
Gastro said.
"I
wish you wouldn't use those expressions all the time,
Junior. They sound so common."
"Oh, good grief, Agnes," Mr. Podd said, snapping his newspaper. "Lighten
up a little."
"I say, lighten up a little! Somebody around here needs to maintain some standards. Hmmpf," she snuffed, and turned to the next page of the album. "If
it hadn't been for Aunt Molly, we wouldn't know a lot
of this."
I kept silent.
Gastro Podd peered at her over his newspaper. "She
probably wore herself out drawing all those maps from a million
years ago. I knew she was old, but ...."
"Oh, Gastro!" She couldn't resist a bit of a smile at her husband's teasing. "Don't
pay any attention to him, Miz Wanna. He's always got
to make a joke of everything!"
"Okay, Agnes. Go ahead," Gastro,
Senior, said and winked at me.
She pointed
to some hand-drawn pictures and continued, as if from
a script; probably Aunt Molly's research. "Long
ago there was a vast network of interconnected waterways
of the Intermountain West that went all the way from
the Northern Basin of the Chihuahuan Desert of Mexico
to Nevada. That's when our ancestors, the springsnails,
spread all the way from the East Colorado River to California.
Nowadays, what few wet spots that are left with the recurring
drought conditions are being destroyed by Man's continuing
domination over everything. We think that's what happened
to poor Aunt Molly. Even with the monsoon rains we don't
think her community has survived, because Human Beings
are always diverting the water, or letting their cattle
trample out all the wet pockets. That's why it's so important
that you do what you can to keep our home's location
secret."
"Yes, and we don't want to become another Great-Uncle Armando Caracol, either," Gastro
blurted out.
"There you go again," his wife said, her antennas waving indignantly. "Why do you always have to talk about every failure and black sheepsnail in the family?" she fussed. "I'm not going to sit around here while you fill your son's and our guest's heads with things they'd be better off not knowing." She slid away in a huff. "I'm
going to see if the algae's ready for lunch."
I was getting excited. "Oh, wow ! Mr. Podd, I read something about that recently," I said, pulling a piece of paper from my totebag, "in a newsletter from The Nature Conservancy. Ah, here it is." I began reading the newsletter aloud. "'In
1998, six federal land management and resource agencies,
along with the Smithsonian Institution and The Nature
Conservancy, signed a Memorandum of Understanding to
work to conserve the nearly 100 species of springsnails
in habitats on federal and Nature Conservancy lands in
the Great Basin. The agencies and involved scientists
are working to identify threatened habitats and raise
the awareness of a broad range of springs stakeholders
throughout the West.'"
He looked at me with
new respect. "Well, maybe Human Beings aren't ALL
bad. Present company excepted, of course, in my condemnation."
I continued reading
aloud. "'The likelihood of losing a great many more of these springsnail species is extremely high," So-and-So said. "But
finally there's a genuine awareness beginning to take
hold that this biodiversity resource is priceless, both
for its endemic species and for the knowledge they hold
about the natural history of the West.'"
"Well, it's true," he said. "We
are living indicators of the ecosystem. If things go
badly for us, they reflect problems in energy transfer
and balance. A rather wise Human Being once said that
if we springsnails and other endangered species die out
it will be 'like losing a library that contains answers
to questions we've not yet learned to ask.'
I returned the newsletter
to my totebag. "So you have The Nature Conservancy working for you!" I looked at him with pride. "And
I'll bet the Game and Fish Commission, too."
"Tell us about Great-Uncle Armando, Dad," Junior
pleaded.
"Yes, do," I said. "I'd
love to hear, too."
"Don't let on to Mama that I told you," Gastro said, his antennas poking around the corner to see where his wife had gone. "Well,
Great-Uncle Armando was a horn snail who lived in Southern
California. Unfortunately, that branch of the family
was almost completely destroyed by a trematode infection."
"What's a trematode, Dad?" Junior
asked.
"Well, I'm not sure exactly," his father said, "but
it's pretty bad. It all began when Armando was grazing
on algae and incidentally swallowed some worm eggs, perhaps
from a bird dropping. The eggs hatched into worms that
prevented him from, uh, ahem .... further reproduction.
Instead, he nourished the growing larval worms, which
eventually developed into a free-swimming stage and then
left him to take up residence in some other animal, maybe
a crab, fish, bird, or even another species of snail.
Unfortunately, by the time the trematode left Great-Uncle
Armando he was only a shell of his former self and quickly
died."
"Oh, yuck," Junior
said and I also swallowed hard at the thought of poor
Uncle Armando's fate.
"Yuck is right," his father agreed. "A
sad story, but we all have to learn about such things,
Junior. It's part of life."
"I know I promised I wouldn't talk about you, Mr. Podd," I said with concern, "but
people do need to know about your family so that you
can be protected. Like with what the Smithsonian and
The Nature Conservancy and The Game and Fish Departments
across the West are doing and all."
"Well, I trust
your judgment, Miz Wanna; that if you speak of us it
will be with the utmost discretion, or the long line
of Podds will be snapped."
"I assure you, sir, that I will keep your location a secret." I looked around. "I
don't know if I could ever find this place again, anyway,
it's so well hidden."
"That's the idea. Now we better mosey over to lunch before Junior's mother has a fit. Will you join us?" he
asked politely, pointing toward the food spread on a
tablecloth on one of their nearby new stepping stones.
"Thanks, Mr. Podd,
but I ate a picnic lunch just before I found you. But
I would like to look around your new house a while longer,
if you don't mind."
"Be our guest," he said graciously. "Why
not take a look through our newspaper while you wait,
too. It's a smalltown offering, but not bad. ALL THE
NEWS AS QUICK AS WE CAN GET IT, that's their motto."
I reached for my magnifying glass and began reading the newspaper. Their thin little voices drifted over and I couldn't help eavesdropping.
"Boy, that was a creepy story, Dad," Junior
said, shivering as they approached the pot of algae where
his mother waited, hands on shellhips.
"I just don't understand why you had to tell our son and Miz Wanna that tragic family story, Gastro," Mrs. Podd complained, "when
there's somebody like Uncle Albert to talk about. Remember
him? He's working with NASA on some kind of research
project. Now there's the story you should be telling."
Gastro was more philosophical. "Every family has its secrets, Agnes," he said. "The
boy was bound to find out sooner or later. What about
the aliens?"
"Now you've done it!" she cried. "Must
all our dirty laundry be spread for the whole world to
snicker at?"
"Well," Gastro said, "I
think it's kind of interesting, myself. Both sides of
the family have some weird characters, if you ask me.
What about your Grandfather Slue? He got so near-sighted
he fell in love with a Human Being's discarded Scotch
tape dispenser!"
"Sometimes you
go too far, Gastro.That's not true and you know it!"
Gastro looked over at
me and winked. "Just be glad you get your curiosity and sense of humor from my side of the family, son," he
told Junior. They ate silently and then Mrs Podd crawled
away in an even more indignant huff to put away the remains
of their meal.
"This is a lovely view," I
said from my seat on a large rock.
"If you don't mind, how about lifting us up," Gastro said, as father and son crawled onto a flat rock at my feet. "Otherwise,
it would take us a week to get up there."
As I lifted the rock
like an elevator, young Junior said, "Tell us more
about the aliens, Dad."
"Your mother doesn't
like to hear any member of our family referred to as
alien, so let's let this be our little secret, okay?"
"Okay, Dad."
"Thank you, Miz Wanna. That saved us considerable time," Gastro
Podd said as I carefully set the rock beside me.
"You are quite welcome, Mr. Podd." I noticed for the first time that the sun had grown lower. "I
am going to have to be going soon, but I would like to
hear about the aliens, too."
"Well, one branch
of our family, the girdled snail, has always lived in
the Mediterranean, where it's warm, but in recent years
has migrated to Wales where it's wet and rainy. Why,
I have never understood. Perhaps some of our Lumaca ancestors
stowed away on a shipment of plants or something. Anyway,
they've caused quite a stir, and are referred to as alien
invaders in Wales. Now even school children are tracking
girdled snail sightings on a map on the internet."
"Wow!" Junior said. "Why
can't something interesting like that happen around here?"
"Well, the Chinese
branch of the family has a saying, son. 'Be careful what
you ask for; you may get it.' Right now, the most interesting
thing that's going on around here is the salt spill that's
splattered all over the paper."
"What is salt,
Dad?"
"Something to be feared. A monstrous ecological disaster that can threaten our entire family, so I've always heard. Here, look at this, but don't tell your mother I showed it to you." He
pulled a picture from underneath his shell.

"See that, son? Two of the Podd family's biggest enemies, Salt and Human Beings. Put both together and you have the potential for great misery. Present company excepted, of course," he
said, as I nodded vigorously.
"Why
would anyone want to hurt us, Dad?"
"Well, son, there will always be those who don't understand someone who's different. We have always served well, from the algae cleaners to those who give their lives for scientific research." He gestured for me to lean down, then whispered in my ear. "Agnes
doesn't know it, but Cousin Albert isn't going to return
from NASA. Don't let on to her or Junor."
"You have my word," I
agreed.
He continued
in a louder voice, "But of course in every group there are always some who are destructive. Unfortunately, the good members of the group have to pay for the sins of the bad ones." He folded the newspaper and put it and the picture away from his son's reach. "However,
son, Mayor Snurd and Sheriff Sludd have the matter well
in hand. No need for you to worry right now about a salt
spill."

Gastro's
father turned to me. "It's almost time for me to talk to him about Snail and Slug Bait," he said, holding up another picture. "Much to my regret. But not yet. Soon enough to learn of all the evils in this world." He shuddered. "Too bad we have to be lumped together like that. Even I can't stand slugs, I have to say, but we tolerate them." He looked toward where his wife had disappeared. "And
don't even think of mentioning the word Slug around Agnes!"
Again I nodded, filled with mixed feelings of guilt for all human beings and revulsion at the thought of slugs.
"What I want you to remember, Junior," Gastro said, patting his son's shell shoulder, "is
that our ability to carry our home with us is not just
survival; it is a matter of great technological wonder
as well as great beauty. Snail shells have provided countless
opportunities for study because of their intricate construction
and the loveliness of their color and design. Some of
our shells are so translucent that one can almost see
through them; others are almost as tough as Man's armor.
Everyone from artists to engineers have studied our construction,
and many famous sculptures have been erected in our honor."
"Oh, yes," I agreed. "I
have seen some beautiful artwork based on snail shells."
He nodded
again. "We must remember to be proud, as your mother
says, Junior, that we have been around so long. If we
lose pride in ourselves, we will be lost as surely as
if the hand of Man had indeed spread salt in our path."
"My
picture and coloring books tell me that, too, Dad. So
do my teachers."
"Listen
to your teachers, son. If we don't learn from the tragic
stories of the past, we shall be condemned to repeat
them. In ignorance lies destruction."
"You're
a great man, Dad. I'm proud you're my father."
"Well, son, there's
more to life than just eating algae or visiting the nearest
succulent garden, I admit. And my job is important, too.
Lots of people depend on me."
At this point, Gastro
pulled a plaque from his shell. EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR,
it read. "You can be proud that neither snow, nor
sleet, nor dark of night has kept me from my appointed
rounds."
"I want to be just like you, Dad," Gastro
said proudly, yawning.
"Well, you better
learn all you can about computers, son. I don't think
Snail Mail is going to be around much longer."
At this point, I became
aware of the lateness of the hour. "I hate to interrupt this lovely visit, but I really need to try to get back to my car before dark," I
said.
"Of course," my host said, pulling several large handkerchiefs from his shell and knotting them together. "Agnes," he called, "I
am going to escort Miz Wanna back to her car. I may be
late getting home."
As Mrs. Podd once again
approached us, I told her, "Thank you so much for
your hospitality, Mrs. Podd. I really enjoyed seeing
your album and hearing about the Podd history."
"Nice to have met you," she said, tucking Junior neatly into his shell for the night and waving up at me. "Come
back in the fall. By then we should have moved into our
new house, and I'll show you around."
"I would love to," I said. "It's been my pleasure meeting you and your family." A thought struck me and I turned to Gastro. "Uh,
since I happened on your home accidentally in the first
place, how will I know how to find you when I come back?"
"Just send me a note by Snail Mail and I'll meet you at the same place you left your car," Gastro Podd smiled. "I'm
the Snail Mailman and I'll be sure I get it!"
"All right, kneel down, Miz Wanna," he said, holding up the bandanas. "Now, after I tie on your blindfold, if you'll just carry me on this rock, I'll guide you." He laughed. "Otherwise,
if you have to follow me at a snail's pace, you may NEVER
get back to your car."
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NOTES:
The Podds' little home
was made from a saguaro boot that I selected from several
provided by Beth Giachetti in a workshop at the 2003
Southwest Roundup in Tucson, Arizona. She gathers these
from where they have fallen on her property, soaks them
in a bleach and water solution to kill off any critters,
and offers these boots for sale at shows, as well as
providing them for workshops like ours. The "other house plan" that
Gastro shows is one of Beth's dwellings, but I think
mice live in it.
Originally, I had thought
I was creating a house for a fairy nursery, but as it
progressed, it had such a whimsical look that I knew
no fairy would live there, that it was some other little
creature's home. When I said this to my friend, Kathleen,
who saw it sitting on my kitchen table, she commented, "That looks like a snail's house." I
knew instantly she was right, and that's how my visit
to the Podds came about.

The hardest part of this project was figuring out how to do the floor. After we had chosen our boot, Beth had us lay it on a piece of paper and trace around it for a rough guide. After that, it was a matter of cutting and taping bits of paper and fitting them into the interior until we had a workable pattern. This picture shows an in-progress pattern.

This was the final pattern cut from lightweight cardboard.

The pattern was then used to cut the floor from a piece of foamcore.

Starbucks coffee stirrers were glued one by one to cover the foamcore, then the excess edges were cut away with scissors and the sides and top were sanded. The floor was then stained (I added stain underneath, too), covered with a piece of wax paper and left to dry under weights so it wouldn't warp. (I need to do a final sanding on the floor; it's still a bit rough.)
It took us almost all morning to make our floors.

Here is a sampling of the wide variety of materials provided in the workshop. I put a green wash over the Devil's Claw and the eucalyptus pods that I used in my scene. I also used a dirty water wash over almost everything else.
I will have more on the construction of this snails' house after I have returned from my next visit with the Podds.